jumex:

pettyqueer:

this is how my voice sounds in my head

I think about this everyday

gotsickofmyoldurl:

iwannapushyourdaisies:

bundyspooks:

The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

legend

why didn’t his parents name him

allfrogsarefriends:

egberts:

so like, i really and truly have no idea how to “correctly” dm a dnd game. yesterday i made my friends go through this forest full of puzzles and every time they came across a puzzle i made them play $1 games i got at the dollar tree. if they won first or did good i gave them a sticker and then when they finally escaped the forest they leveled up equivalent to the amount of stickers they got.

I dont understand. that sounds like the correct way to dm a dnd game

kramergate:

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

lonecowgirl2:

God when a random dude sends u your bitmojis being amorous together n you’re like. Did I say that your bitmoji could cuddle my bitmoji no I don’t think I did so don’t touch her don’t look at her she is my digital consciousness n she doesn’t wanna talk to you right now

elijahelegia:

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

ceramicsun:

doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.

setheverman:

disgustinganimals:

Don’t hire this cleaning service

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

youtreau:

Joseph’s Machines

thepaintedbench:

Cat on Constantine’s Foot, Palatine Museum, Rome

princesconsuela:

Friends foreshadowing its celeb guest stars

ithelpstodream:

Never understood this.

niranhesr:

animateglee:

fandomlife-universe:

Friendly reminder that Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley were in the same year at Hogwarts.

And they were roommates.

oh my god they were roomates

plastic-tulips:

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest